Ever wondered why?

What a name for a site that irresistably has to be visited by millions of STUCK DBA's,...

http://www.lazydba.com...

The philosophy behind the name is this: A lazy dba is a SMART dba. A lazy dba is too lazy to look after databases manually , so they've written their own scripts, or bought a 3rd party piece of software in stead. A lazy dba doesn't want to be woken up in the middle of the night by a pager, so they proactively monitor their databases to make sure that there are no surprises. Remember, power steering was invented by a lazy engineer...
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